thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…


shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP


gingerchic333:

capslockapocalypse:

shinyzango:

fuck-yeah-phan:


ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!


Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be



Reblog because this is too awesome to not do it.

i’M NOT CRYING BC AMAZING NO I’M NOT JUST LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE SO HAPPY WITH THEIR FLOWERS AND MATCHING BEIGE OLD MAN CLOTHES

OMFG THIS MOVIE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

gingerchic333:

capslockapocalypse:

shinyzango:

fuck-yeah-phan:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

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Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

Reblog because this is too awesome to not do it.

i’M NOT CRYING BC AMAZING NO I’M NOT JUST LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE SO HAPPY WITH THEIR FLOWERS AND MATCHING BEIGE OLD MAN CLOTHES

OMFG THIS MOVIE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER




“I’m useless at going on dates. One guy took me to a bar once and I lasted half an hour before I had to ring my mum to get me out of there. I find it awkward and I don’t know the rules.”

“I’m useless at going on dates. One guy took me to a bar once and I lasted half an hour before I had to ring my mum to get me out of there. I find it awkward and I don’t know the rules.”


Robbing a bank - beat that for a date


hbkmano:

Iker Casillas after Marcelo’s goal on the final of the UEFA Champions League

Forever Reblogging


  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

What really happened after Christoph’s foul…


fybandofbrothers:

“So a woman hands you this laundry and you thank her and think, as you’re walking away, What do you do with laundry for guys who aren’t ever going to need it?” Sgt Don Malarkey